"Usted Perdió El Juego"

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Cash Machine.

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SCENE 1/1

INTERIOR, cash-machine lobby of Spanish Bank [closed for evening].

[Joe queues up for big yellow multi-purpose bank machine. Man in front finishes transaction and exits. Joe approaches]

BANK MACHINE: [in heavy Andaluz accent] Momentito, por favor.

JOE: [confused]

[BANK MACHINE flashes red lights and makes internal whirring noises as Joe looks around for a tecnichian or any visible sign of a bank employee. There is none. There is only a bank machine.]

BANK MACHINE: [stops whirring] Bueno.

JOE: [confused] Er... gracias?
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I may be losing my mind. Thank god it's nearly Friday.

1 comment:

Chris said...

"Quieres hablar con mi? Siento muy solo, es difficil estar una machina de banca..." :(

"¡No sales, no sales!"


"¿Porque siempre los salen con su argento, y nada cariño para mi? Cada veces no me gusta estar una machina de banca, pero por eso tengo vergüenza.":(

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