"Usted Perdió El Juego"

Friday, January 23, 2009

Telly Is Back.

[SPOILERS AHEAD]

Where would I be without the internet? I've posted before about the sheer badness of Spanish telly, and it's gone past the point where I can watch it with a sort of snooty ironic detachment (except for Pasapalabra, but that's another story). Thank god, then, for TV via the internet, and for the big unctuous spurt of joy that the new year is bringing.

First up,the new Battlestar Galactica is back for the last time. I love this show, mainly because it's so utterly perverse and obverse and not-what-should-be. Surely huge-budget long-form American Sci-Fi should be packed full of young, beautiful heroes running around in spaceships, always beating the aliens, then making with the witty puns as they all drink space-beer and fall in love? Y'know, like Buffy or something?
Instead, it's spent the course of its four seasons getting dark, bleak, and genuinely unsettling. Last week's premiere was 45 minutes of depression and disillusionment for pretty much every single character. This show, which started with a holocaust, gave us another one in flashback. There was a suicide. Two old men, one drunk, both suicidal, talked about foxes drowning out at sea. Even the extras were in despair, fighting in the corridors of the Galactica. The soundtrack droned and wailed. It was fucking brilliant.

On a much lighter note, we're now blessed with QI again. I've been getting the extended Saturday-night versions from UKNova, letting my brain sink into a soothing sponge-like state as Stephen Fry reels off popular misconceptions in gaps between Sean Lock's (peerless) dick jokes. I know a lot of people can't stand Fry, and even more are vehement enemies of Alan Davies (fair, maybe, as he only really ever does one thing, but he's smart enough to do it on a show where it works) but I love it. The BBC took a tired format, gave it a twist, and just let it run. Not comedy gold, maybe, but at the very least comedy yttrium.

Finally, the most utterly-stupid-but-somehow-fantastic show on the planet, Lost, returned this week. I'm posting this before watching the two-part season opener, because I want to be enthusiastic about telly today, and Lost is so hit-and-miss that it could well be total shit-on-a-stick. Still, it's got a definite end date now, so we'll get these fabled "answers" sooner or later. It's like the barmiest choose-your-own-adventure book ever ("To turn the magic donkey wheel and make the island disappear, turn to page 56), and I don't have total faith that it'll end satisfactorily, but at least the writers have to try, and it'll be fun to watch them. Right?

Between these, Okami on the Wii and the rest of my Doctor Who DVDs, I am covered for audiovisual treats this term. I'll need it, too, because it's going to be a bitch.

















Updating soon: This man, €180,000 and a baguette sandwich. Stay well, amigos.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Back To School.

So I'm on this Young Learners course now. It's paid for by my generous and excellent bosses, and it's all friendly and well-run, but I'm a bit daunted at the prospect of teaching 22 hours and doing loads of "homework" too. It'll be useful as fuck, and probably a lot of fun with my fellow teachers, but I'm still a bit freaked out at this term's workload. Sometimes I just want to shout "Help! I'm new! I can't do 20 things at once yet! Leave me alone!". And the rest of the time I'm sort of on top of it, so we'll see how it goes.

There is one excellent thing about the course, though, and that's its website. It's just really nicely organised, and has everything there, and encourages discussion, and the design is kind of tactile, and really nice and intuitive. It's a lovely website, and it's the kind of thing I'd love to be able to use for the teen classes. A blog, a wiki, an interactive homework record site: these are the reasons I wish I learned computer science. It'll get easier to develop these things, I'm sure, and (at the risk of sounding like a Sci-Fi fan) I wouldn't want to be teaching in the 21st century without them. Takes a bit of work, is all.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Cash Machine.

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SCENE 1/1

INTERIOR, cash-machine lobby of Spanish Bank [closed for evening].

[Joe queues up for big yellow multi-purpose bank machine. Man in front finishes transaction and exits. Joe approaches]

BANK MACHINE: [in heavy Andaluz accent] Momentito, por favor.

JOE: [confused]

[BANK MACHINE flashes red lights and makes internal whirring noises as Joe looks around for a tecnichian or any visible sign of a bank employee. There is none. There is only a bank machine.]

BANK MACHINE: [stops whirring] Bueno.

JOE: [confused] Er... gracias?
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I may be losing my mind. Thank god it's nearly Friday.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Uninspired & Comix.

Current Moods: happy, oblivious, nauseous

I had a marvellous weekend but I felt a bit uninspired in my classes today, like I need to readjust a bit. Back-to-school blues. I'm probably just being spoilt 'cause Chrismas was so nice.

Anyway, I've been reading some lovely webcomics this week (rare things). I enjoy pictures for sad children because it's gentle and insane

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And I just read through Daisy Owl, which is sort of Achewood lite but sometimes nicely low-key

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so, y'know, enjoy them if you think you would. That's all for now folks, no bad jokes or bullshit philosophy tonight. Coming this week: a surprisingly exciting story about a bank machine.

Monday, January 5, 2009

I Didn't Like Monday.

So as I said before, my trip home was all hell and tiredness and sweaty bus stations and boring airports. (I've since tempered my bad mood with San Miguel and Doctor Who, in honour of the Eleventh Doctor: good luck, pal). Well, not all my Mondays are so bad.












I used to fucking love Garfield. I think it's because I always had a cat, but never a sarcastic one who constantly took the piss out of me. Anyway, Garfield Minus Garfield tells the story of Jon, the eternal loser, without even the comfort of his dickhead cat. It's heart-breaking, and hilarious. And if you've already seen it, then go vote for it.


Also, Tori Amos dislikes Mondays better than Geldof ever did.

Home from Home.

So after 23 hours in transit, including a night in a Portugese youth hostel where I lay awake wondering if it's illegal to stab a man to death for snoring, I am back in my flat in Huelva, and it's lovely. After such a nice Christmas (and I do hope yours was too), I figured I'd be instantly homesick as soon as I touched down, but the familiar sights and sounds of my adopted town are keeping my spirits up. Soon I'll be blogging some more things of (I hope) interest, but for now I'll leave you with this questionably-translated slogan from a property development advert in Faro airport:

"YOUR HOME, SURROUNDED BY GOLF"

It might just be me, but that sounds more like a threat than anything.

About Me

Huelva, Andalucía, Spain
A TEFL Teacher currently living abroad for the first time, in Spain, and quite enjoying it thank you very much